Top Ten Worst Things To Say To Your Boyfriend After His Team Loses A Game

Some girls understand sports and the mourning period that takes place after a team loses, but let’s be honest–even the girls who understand sports don’t fully get the concept of a full-fledged sports-related depression.  Even so, no matter which type of girl you are, there are certain things you just can’t say. Here are ten of those things.

 

10.) Let’s cuddle, you’ll feel better.

9.) I don’t get what the big deal is.

8.) At least you aren’t fat like me.  My body is disgusting.

7.) Don’t be afraid to cry.

 

This is probably the most crying you will ever get out of him, if that.  (http://www.alphanista.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/man-crying.jpg)

This is probably the most crying you will ever get out of him, if that. (http://www.alphanista.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/man-crying.jpg)

 

6.) Are you mad at me?

5.) Oh great, now you’ll never get it up tonight.

 

Hopefully, girls, it won't kill you to forgo this for one night.  And cuddling? Fagedabudit. http://www.livenews.com.au/static/view/F_119519_Sex_Anywhere_g_320.jpg

Hopefully, girls, it won't kill you to forgo this for one night. And cuddling? Fagedabudit. http://www.livenews.com.au/static/view/F_119519_Sex_Anywhere_g_320.jpg

 

4.) What are you really upset about?

3.) I know, it sucks.  This is exactly how I felt when Susan Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent.

 

I dreamed a dream that you stopped sulking.... (www.people.com)

I dreamed a dream that you stopped sulking.... (www.people.com)

 

 

 

2.) This might be the wrong time to ask, but are you cheating on me?

1.) Michael Jackson died and you’re upset about this?

This means nothing to him in the wake of his team's defeat.  (http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/SPX-002316.jpg)

This means nothing to him in the wake of his team's defeat. (http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/SPX-002316.jpg)

One Response to Top Ten Worst Things To Say To Your Boyfriend After His Team Loses A Game

  1. vincetastic says:

    hahhaa, this is great!

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