Some girls understand sports and the mourning period that takes place after a team loses, but let’s be honest–even the girls who understand sports don’t fully get the concept of a full-fledged sports-related depression. Even so, no matter which type of girl you are, there are certain things you just can’t say. Here are ten of those things.
10.) Let’s cuddle, you’ll feel better.
9.) I don’t get what the big deal is.
8.) At least you aren’t fat like me. My body is disgusting.
7.) Don’t be afraid to cry.
6.) Are you mad at me?
5.) Oh great, now you’ll never get it up tonight.
4.) What are you really upset about?
3.) I know, it sucks. This is exactly how I felt when Susan Boyle lost Britain’s Got Talent.
2.) This might be the wrong time to ask, but are you cheating on me?
1.) Michael Jackson died and you’re upset about this?